Friday, 9 March 2012

How my life is different now:


1.       I eat stuff I would not have looked twice at in the UK.
2.       I am not so fussy about cleanliness.
3.       If food falls on the floor, quite often I pick it up and eat it (well...you never know when the next lot will arrive).
4.       I have ridiculous cravings for chocolate.
5.       I wear my clothes more than once between each wash (well, except underwear).
6.       I stock pile water in buckets, bins and basins in case the water goes off.
7.       I keep candles and torch at the ready for power cuts.
8.       I cook on kerosene if the power goes off.
9.       I don’t have a melt-down if water or power go off.
10.   I have a vegetable patch.
11.   I can live without a fridge (but after 3 months chose not to).
12.   If someone starts chatting to me, I will have a conversation with them (unless they ask me for money).
13.   I love being on the back of a motor bike.
14.   I can easily sit on the back of a motorbike for an hour without holding on (except for the most bumpy/rutted bits)
15.   I realise how much I value friends and family.
16.   I can do Christmas without presents.
17.   I am calm and relaxed most of the time.
18.   I actually miss running.
19.   I would hate to be a celebrity as anonymity is a great thing.
20.   I know I really like my privacy.
21.   I know what Vermox is for and have resolved to take it once every few months “just in case”.
22.   I know how to use a rat trap and can deal with whatever gets entangled in it
23.   It’s a good day if I am able to get as much as half a bucket of cold water and one kettle of hot water to wash myself with.
24.   I know that a hoe is a tool, not an insult.  And I can use one.  Quite well.
25.   I can use three languages in one conversation to make myself understood.
26.   I will get up to run at 5:30am (sometimes) if it means I can go for a run.
27.   I frequently spend half an hour waiting for one email to load.
28.   I often have little or no lunch.
29.   I am never sure if someone is telling me they have been playing or praying.
30.   There are days when I have no cash power for the electricity, no phone credit or charge and no money.
My vegetable patch

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Things I have not seen in Rwanda...yet.

·         A horse
·         A take away coffee shop
·         A branch of Waitrose, Cath Kidston, Jo Malone, Banana Republic
·         A combine harvester
·         A train
·         A leisure centre (although I hear this exists in Kigali)
·         A lawnmower
·         A newsagent
·         Raspberries
·         A double-decker bus
·         Brown rice
·         A student back-chatting a teacher
·         An interactive whiteboard
·         Fresh olives
·         A cat
·         A television set in a home
·         A news story about teenage knife crime
·         A vacuum cleaner
·         An Eddie Stobart lorry
·         A mojito